Well, my first and very happy piece of news, is that as of last night, I am an uncle... My sister gave birth to little Florence Penelope Mosely at around 10.15pm last night. She was a few weeks premature and is very small but mother and baby are fine, and I'm very proud of you Becky! I can't wait to see you both...
So, what's been a'happenin in Laos... I arrived in Luang Prebang after a lovely minibus journey. It is only about 100 miles but it took 7hrs, as the roads go through the mountains and are impossibly steep and winding. Drive told me that we'd done 3200 corners to get there, it felt more like 5000. Whatsmore, there are around 5 private services a day in addition to 3 local buses, and on my minibus where the bloody douchebags that I've been trying to rid myself of ever since I first met them a month ago in Saigon. They turn up everywhere! They are only 18 and they're essentially not bad people, they're just young and annoying kids who think that the most important aspect of their lives, which it may very well be, is their A Level results. One in particular feels the need to let the bus hear about his A in English on every fricking journey.
Not been on a swing for a while |
There is a strong possiblility that I'll need a full NHS MOT whilst back in the UK for a bit. I still have the same whooping cough that i've had for around a month. I suspect it's the replica cigarettes that are causing it. They cost about 30p a pack and most of them taste like cigars. The more expensive, and widely recognised brands are also fake, and most of them taste even worse than cigars (which I previously believed to be impossible). It has been raining quite a lot in Laos, so one day I was resigned to watching local television in the hostel, where I stumbled across the Laos equivalent of you've been framed, and man, that shit is funny. It's like you've been framed on steriods, i'm pretty sure that most of the people in the clips actually die. Comedy gold.
The english lads left a couple of days back and in their place has moved some more English young guns who are making me feel my age. They are young girls and lads from oxford. One of the girls called me boring for not coming out with them that night. I was a bit low as I was knackered and I am trying to keep things cheap for a few days. I'd normally have let this comment slide, but I let my frustrations get the better of me and snapped back. Needless to say I made her cry so ended up having to go out and buy her some drinks to apologise. Whilst out I met a really impressive Spanish guy called Miguel. He is only 21, but he has been in asia for 6 months and has never paid for transport in that time. He has hitch hiked everywhere he has been, and often ended up staying with the people that he has hitched with. For the last few days he's been washing cars with some bloke that picked him up in Vang Vieng. Pretty cool I thought, and may have to give it a try!
Cave of a thousand douches |
In the drink |
I was especially sore when I got home from a days riding, and contemplated a massage, but after being sexually assaulted during my first experience of a Laos massage I decided to give it a miss.
I'll crush you, like a worrrrrm |
When I got back for a siesta a new person was just checking into our dorm. In appearance I could only liken this bloke to an anorexic version of Hamish from Braveheart. There is something quite disconcerting about sharing a room with a man like this. He must be in his 40's or 50's, and he's lay pretending to be asleep whilst I'm talking to the german girl on the bed beneath him from across the room. This bloke looks like he probably catches and eats a raw badger for breakfast. So tonight I catch a night bus to Chiang Mai, where I will mostly be hanging out with tigers. In the time it has taken me to write this the internet has crashed 3 times and i've had to switch computers twice, a very frustrating period that has left me with 33 minutes until my bus leaves, tidy on a friday