Well, this will be my
last entry for now. The journey from south Nicaragua to Cancun was
not something that I had been relishing, but it threw up a couple of
pleasant surprises along the way. Nicaragua through Honduras and El
Salvador on to Guatemala was relatively straight forward (capital city to capital city). They were some fairly long days on the buses but I am pretty equipped to deal with that. Drink a beer, munch on a valium and sit there watching films in Spanish. Across south and central America they seem to have an obsession with Steven Segal and Adam Sandler. I saw some pretty shifty looking scenes along the way and our hotel in El Salvador had a guy with a
shotgun stood outside of the entrance. In fact there seemed to be
random people (not just army and police) walking around the streets
with guns slung over their shoulders.
The section of the
journey that I was not particularly looking forward to came upon
arrival in Guatemala City. I left El Salvador at 5am and arrived in
the city at 10.30am not really knowing what I was supposed to be
doing from there. It really can be a ball ache not carrying a lonely
planet guide, but most of the info you need can usually be gleaned
from web forums and other travellers. I had the name of a bus company
that went from Guatemala to Belize City, so I got in a taxi and
headed to this terminal. Upon arrival it was immediately obvious that
this was a very, very rough area of town. The terminal itself was a
complete shithole, and I felt pretty nervous about the looks that I
was drawing (especially as there was not another westerner in sight.) This is not uncommon, but the place felt menacing.
When I went up to the counter and asked when the next bus to Belize was I was a worried to be told that it was not for another ten hours. In addition to this the guy behind the desk was telling me that the ticket cost $45, which was extortionate considering that I had come from Nicaragua to Guatemala for $55. I was umming and ahhing a bit and there was a steady queue of locals building behind me. I could not help feeling that I was subject to the usual gringo tax, and as someone tapped me on the shoulder I was expecting them to either punch me or tell me to move along. When I looked around a hefty guy was staring at me and I thought he was going to chin me. Instead he calmly explained in good English that the attendant was trying to rip me off. He told me that the bus he was going to put me on only actually went to the border and then I would be stuck there at 4am until the border opened at 8am, after which I would have to take another bus (even though the attendant told me it went all the way to Belize City).
When I went up to the counter and asked when the next bus to Belize was I was a worried to be told that it was not for another ten hours. In addition to this the guy behind the desk was telling me that the ticket cost $45, which was extortionate considering that I had come from Nicaragua to Guatemala for $55. I was umming and ahhing a bit and there was a steady queue of locals building behind me. I could not help feeling that I was subject to the usual gringo tax, and as someone tapped me on the shoulder I was expecting them to either punch me or tell me to move along. When I looked around a hefty guy was staring at me and I thought he was going to chin me. Instead he calmly explained in good English that the attendant was trying to rip me off. He told me that the bus he was going to put me on only actually went to the border and then I would be stuck there at 4am until the border opened at 8am, after which I would have to take another bus (even though the attendant told me it went all the way to Belize City).
The guy who was trying
to help me told me he was actually going to Belize City at 10pm, and
if I wanted to, I could go with him and spend the rest of the day
around his place in Guatemala City, as it was not safe in the area I
was in. Naturally I was sceptical, but he was in a queue for a bus
ticket anyway, and the ticket he was buying was $15 instead of the
$45 that I had been quoted. Normally I would have been very cautious
about accepting the invite back to his place, but looking around I
weighed it up and decided that either way I was probably going to get
mugged and bummed - so I may as well go ahead and accept his offer. This turned out to be one of the best decisions that I have made in a
long time.
After buying the ticket
we met up with a pregnant woman that I assumed to be his girlfriend
or wife (which put me a little bit more at ease.) We got on the local
transit and he explained to me after she had got off that he had met
her a few months earlier and drunkenly got her pregnant two weeks
after their initial meeting. They were only friends but had decided
to keep the baby, which was a fairly gutsy move but they both seemed
very calm about it. We were on the bus for about half an hour and
eventually got off near a big pepsi factory and walked over to his
place. He had warned me that he did not have much furniture, and when
we arrived he was not exaggerating, literally a plastic stool and a
television. He asked if I wanted a drink, and although it was only
11.30am we began to crack through a bottle of rum. He then started up
a BBQ (inside his flat) and cooked us both steaks and rice and we
watched the Chelsea Vs Barcelona game on tv and he told me about his
life. He is actually from a small border town in Belize, and the
reason he was going to Belize was to introduce his pregnant friend to
his family for the first time. He told me that he was studying
geology at university and wanted to become more involved in tourism.
His step father owns about 1000 acres of land in Belize that is
covered in Mayan ruins, caves and relics, and he put on a History
Channel DVD in which his step father (they were both called William)
was showing the presenter around one of the ancient Mayan caves on
his land. He began to show me some of the ancient relics that they
had found in the caves, including very valuable pottery and
arrowheads, and he actually gave me an almost perfectly rounded stone
to keep that the Mayans used for a billiards type game. I was really
touched by this, as it is between five hundred and a thousand years
old and is probably worth a few quid. By the time the footy finished Amanda (preggers) arrived home and we were both pretty drunk. He
started telling me that when he was growing up in Belize he got into
a lot of trouble and he showed me three scars from where he had been
shot and another where he had been attacked with a machete. Pretty
fucked up. We left Williams merry at around 8pm and caught the
10.30pm bus, by which time he had already invited me to come and
spend the following day and night with his family in Belize, which
I gratefully accepted.
We arrived at the
border around 8am, and after passing through took a short taxi
journey to his sisters house, where we began drinking rum again. The
place was basic but had a great view of a Mayan temple on the hill in
the background. Later in the morning we drove up a very rough track
through the jungle towards his step fathers place, and when we
arrived it was absolutely stunning. The first thing that I was met
with was a glass of rum and a joint, really nice stuff. William Snr
has constructed several buildings high up in his mountain home and is
trying to build a business taking tours around the Mayan caves on his
land, as well as running a restaurant and guest house. The views from
the top building, which will eventually be the restaurant are quite
stunning. The place was very basic, there was no electricity or plumbing, but it was absolutely amazing. There was wildlife everywhere, beautiful flowers with humming birds around them. They did not have wealth but they had a sustainable life, growing their own fruit and raising poultry for food and collecting rain water for drink. William Snr and his wife cooked us some traditional
tortillas and tacos whilst we went off to harvest some plantains from
the land, which are deceptively heavy (they look like slightly larger
bananas).
The boys bringing home dinner |
William Snr cooking up a storm |
After eating the real drinking began, and we decided that
we were going to go and do some night fishing for our tea. I did not
expect this would involve traditional fishing methods, but when we
drove down in the back of William Snr's pick up I was slightly
sceptical about the lack of equipment, which as far as I could tell
was two machetes. It was pitch black, and within twenty minutes we
were knee deep in a river planting chicken skin around the river bed
as bait. William Snr. spoke good English but sounded very much like
Marlon Brando in the Godfather, and I think for this reason I kept
accidentally calling him Tony. He was smashed by the time we were in
the river and he kept going on about survival, which I was not taking
as seriously as he would have perhaps liked (I was pretty merry by
this point). He told me he used to be a sniper (which I chose to
pretend not to hear) and then he began sniping crabs and shrimp
straight out of the water. I was smashed by this point too, and when
I tried to do it I fell straight in and ruined the only pack of
cigarette's that we had left between us. Damn.
We made three passes of
the river, each time taking a break to smoke and drink more rum. The
second time I turned my headlamp on as I felt something on my hand,
and when I looked down there was a fucking tarantula skulking around
the ground. Even pissed it really freaked me out, but William being
William began to play with it. The first time we had gone in the
river he told me that I had to be very careful, as there were a lot
of snakes around and they come to the river at night to drink. I did
not take this particularly seriously but he had not even warned me
about spiders, so after this I was a little more vigilant. The next
day we found one of these snakes and it was a particularly poisonous
shade of green.
Bite me |
I had not caught anything yet, but I was determined
not to leave empty handed. On our final pass of the various bait
spots I spotted something moving on the surface and snatched it
straight out of the water. To my amazement it was not a slow moving
shrimp, it was a ruddy bloody fish. Even the two William's did not
believe that I had done this, until I opened my hand to show them,
and low and behold there it was. That soon shut them up.By the time
we were ready to leave we had a haul of about seven crabs and plenty
of shrimp. William told us that we should try eating some of the
shrimp raw (live), which me and Jnr. did to both of our disgust. I
had shrimp legs stuck in my teeth for about two hours, and I was
still getting stomach pains three days later. When we drove back the
place was in pitch black, as there is no electricity up there, so we
got a fire going and cooked up the rest of the crab and shrimp (I
threw my fish back in, I don't think we would have got too much meat
off it).
Crab in one hand, machete in the other |
I caught a fish thiiiiis big |
Tony then decided to
light a proper bonfire at the foot of some Mayan ruins on the site,
and whilst I did not agree with his methods of fire building he got
the job done. I have become somewhat of a pro at building fires, but
Tony/William Snr, whatever, basically just poured a tin of kerosene
over a log and stood back and admired his handy work.
Needs more kerosene |
I had my
sleeping bag with me so after smoking a lot of Tony's weed I decided
that I would sleep out in a hammock under the stars, overlooking the
incredible mountains and Tony's questionable fire – literally on
top of some Mayan ruins. I stumbled up the hill and finally managed
to climb into a hammock (they would not let me pay a penny for any of
this – food, drink, accommodation etc). I was dreaming about Harvey
and when I awoke at about 4am I could still hear his grunts and
snuffles. When I turned on my headlamp and shone it around there were
two pigs stood staring at me about a meter away.
My boys |
After the pigs and
tarantula I was slightly paranoid about what else was out there. At
one point I thought I could see something looking at me, but I could
not find my headlamp so I took a photo. Nervously I checked the
picture and it turned out to be my sunglasses on the sleeping bag
cover. When I woke again it was 5am, and swinging in my hammock high
up I the hills I watched the sun rise, which was really a treat to
behold. The next time I awoke at 6.30am Tony was waving a joint at me
in one hand and an alligators skull in the other. Breakfast time.
When they took me to the bus station at midday I was so grateful for
what I had experienced with these guys (I hate to think what the
alternative would have been, probably 10hrs in that horrendous bus
station), that I vowed to help them get the business going and told
them that I (Powell) would try and get a basic website up and running
for them to repay their kindness.
Shiiiiiiit son |
Not a bad view to wake up to |
Sports casual |
One last rum |
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